Or that Taiwan is a country.

I thought it was more like Bioshock than Fallout.

Wasn’t the first cut Kojima enough?

I keep mistaking this woman for Naomi Klein and it messes me up.

Please forgive me if I fail to see any point in getting upset over this “apparent hypocrisy and dishonesty.” I’m just glad Rudin’s getting some sort of comeuppance (even if it’s not legal, which it sounds like it should be).

“We’ve been letting (X) get away with murder for so long they made a movie about him! Why are we making him face consequences now? Disgusting hypocrites!”

Why did Foster (or Karen Olivo) have to do this? They’re performers, not producers. It’s the people running Broadway that should have “had to do” anything.

And yet he was apparently still working until recently.

There are no haunted places or things; only haunted people.

The first person I remember asking about Christina’s figure was Chelsea Handler, although she really didn’t ask about it, she just said “Well, you have big tits.” Oh, Chelsea.

The weirdest thing I’ve seen inspired by Darth Vader (so far)? Iraqi troops.

All this coverage of Army of the Dead makes me wish for a Dead Rising 2 movie (I never played the first one).

How did they keep the Punisher from lobbing a couple pineapples into the place?

Everything is political, your favorite movies, tv shows, the music you love... EVERYTHING.

In retrospect, it’s a wonder the early Simpsons looked as good as they did.

So the guy from S1m0ne was wrong.

How long until Melissa appears in the comics?

Dammit why does Owen Wilson look so old?

Where’s Weird Al? 

Would you prefer the alternative?