Slightly off topic, but anyone know where you can watch the original?

My initial reaction too, but then I watched the Pokemane video, and she really is funny. 

For your sake, Zack, pray it doesn’t become mine.

Has Nicholas Brendon said anything about this?

You’d think in a game where you cut down trees that can kill you by falling on top of you, that players would be able to direct where a tree falls.

Can she sue?

Wasn’t the trashiness the whole point? Well besides the boobs, which we got to see on tv in Canada.

Supposed to be writing a book, but I guess I’m writing this instead. The problem with Mass Effect 3 was never the ending; it was how none of your choices in previous games mattered, at ALL. Mass Effect and ME2 showed you multiple options for different situations, with the implications of different outcomes. Mass…

Sounds about reich.

It’s just that I heard he screwed over the cast of Cabin Fever somehow and the SAG took him to task for it. And then he didn’t take that too well, so he went to Europe to make Hostel and now, allegedly, only makes movies outside the US to fuck over unions.

I may have mentioned (up in AV Club) that Uwe Boll may be an improvement over Roth (I may or may not have been entirely serious about that).

I’d be a LOT more interested if this movie was done by... Anyone but Eli Roth.

I hope that, aside from the hair problems, she’s alright.

I don’t think modern players realize how truly weird Agent 47 originally was, especially in the original game. I actually completed Hitman: Contracts, the third game before the Codename 47, the first one. The last quarter of Contracts is basically a remake of the first quarter of Codename 47 (it’s kind of odd). In…

Well, this is awkward, I thought that was Mariska Hargitay in the blonde wig.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So I clicked on the link to see the other Tall Lady entries, and I get a photoshop contest for some guy named Muncher.

Because he “hated the little midget.”