Nothing says you have it under control like (figuratively, so far) shooting the messenger.

It’s a miracle no one died filming this outrageously dangerous action movie

Probably because even drunk, chicks in daisy dukes wouldn’t feel safe around “preppers.” 

You’d think a website named “Business Insider” would like a “Capitalist Overlord” like Tome Nook.

Putin would have found someone else. Ted Nugent maybe, or Michael Savage. Ted Cruz if he was really desperate. That’s something we seem to keep forgetting, how Vlad the Poisoner has been helping fund right wingers across the globe, from Berlusconi to Bolsonaro.  

Or maybe he assumes Covid-19 is just to the left what “the Caravan” of 2018 was to the right. Something they clung to rev up the base but discarded when it failed to have results on election night.

Stupid question but why is the term Umami problematic?

It’s well known that the CIA was responsible for the rise of American abstract expressionism, but did the agency also write one of the greatest whistling-centric hair metal ballads of all time?

Where are the people who would actually be horrified at the sight of a child being used (by their candidate, that is) as a human shield?

Inside of a dog, the pages get all wet and ruined.

NO.

I’m going to guess you mean Harley and Ivy kissed?

Imagine how much better off we’d be if Iran decided not to storm the American Embassy and make it impossible for Iranians to get US visas. I’m not saying that was the only reason, but I’m certain it was a pretty big one. 

“He doesn’t actually hate Muslims, he does business with them all the time. He just knows that’s what people want to hear”

What exactly is Junior supposed to bring to the table, more viewpoints of a wealthy white man?

When are you going to cover EvilImp from Youtube?

“I’ve never quite grasped the animosity toward our meatless companions. They aren’t that annoying. If you’re able to maintain a diet that benefits the environment, then why not try to do so?”

You just know they’re going to paint this as primarily Obama’s failure, never mind that Bush was still in charge in 2007 and nothing Obama did or didn’t do will justify how much they rolled over and lined up behind Grumpy Old Hitler.

Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying.