brianfellows
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brianfellows

If he declares a national emergency under false pretenses to usurp the power of congress, he should be immediately impeached. Before the judiciary is consulted with.

The grand jury, which is independent from the executive branch (and judicial branch) can bring an indictment and then the prosecution can enter into a plea deal which is agreed to by the overseeing judge.

No, you fool, we have all the leverage here. We have the better hand. When you have the better hand, you play boring. You don’t bluster and take risks. Especially when your opponent is so self-destructive.

Yeah, sure, but it'll be good for future generations to have video of the speech when Trump announced he'd be suspending the Constitution. I mean, wouldn't it be cool if there was video from Sulla announcing the reestablishment of the dictatorship?

Eventually everyone who works for Trump will have a shaved head and be under 5'7" so that he can feel good.

[Scene cuts to another story] She was attractive... She was, also, in fact, a Nazi... [Cuts to another story] The water... that I had been swimming in was... very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there was... significant shrinkage

Maybe it’s just her way of saying that walls don’t work.

Don’t be such a goddammed pussy. We have the law, the facts, and the suburbs. We need to strike the motherfucker without mercy until he is left penniless and his non-Tiffany children are in prison.

Yes, yes, that is what the 2016 election “marked.” The revitalization of the long-dormant democratic left. That is what it will certainly be remembered for.

This is a confusing day. Would it be PC or anti-PC to say that a gingerbread man isn’t really a gingerbread man unless it also has a gingerbread dick?

He’ll get his chance to put his money where his mouth is when it comes to upholding Mueller's subpoena of Trump.

There’s a good legal argument that because the accident occurred during the commission of an illegal act (illegal u-turn) that the waiver wasn’t applicable. 

It could just be because successful women are humans.

Basically fair+Astoria is the best neighborhood in NYC (fight me.) The one thing about this deal that sort of makes sense is if you look at it from the perspective of boosting the tech ecosystem in New York in general. But that would also require doing something to make the NYC-adjacent universities (idk, Hofstra?

Good work Nancy Drew. They had a fucking bone saw. They really need to take the internet away from people like you. Too much information for your brain to process.

He didn’t really leave $14 million on the table. With interest, that’ll grow to $50m in 20 years. Not to mention that he’ll undoubtedly get paid less in his new contract (wherever that is) than he should’ve been, probably more like a $100 million dollar loss in wealth for him and his family.

There will be no quest—fucking about that. No fucking questions about that.

The problem is that if you got a lifetime appointment in 1800 and you were 50 years old, then you’d probably have another 10 years or so to live. Now it’s 35-40 years.

Yeah it’s Chuck Schumer’s fault that people in North Dakota listen to Trump.

This is fucking annoying, but not as annoying as permanently destroying the DOJ.