If O.J. had been convicted, the white resentment factor could’ve been reduced by JUST enough to have let Gore win Florida in 2000. —>Maybe no 9/11. —>Maybe the country doesn’t lose its fucking mind and eventually elect Trump. (Also, no John Roberts or Samuel Alito.—>No Heller, No Citizens United.) ALSO, NO…

It’s weird how travel-induced stress, and other forms of stress, can cause constipation, but when a person is stressed past the breaking point, they are said to have “shit their pants.”

The funny thing is, today’s “conservatism” is such a cartoonish, ahistorical caricature which is obviously based off of media tropes of tough guys and heroic whites and fake history and how the west was won; and yet at the same time they hate the media- the very same media which created their absurd, cartoonish…

You think someone ran faster than that running in sandals on a hunt on uneven terrain?

Leave the gun. Take the due process canoli.

Idk- what if the Mueller investigation discovers that the real estate holdings were being used to launder money? DJT may be immune from prosecution (MAY) but his companies are another story altogether.

The thing to understand is the damage is so severe already to the (small r) republican system of governance that its end is already imminent.

So you’re saying that guns are fucking useless as a personal defense weapon?

They say that “taking peoples’ guns away” will cause some kind of armed uprising and therefore it is implied that the continued massacre of children is a necessary cost of our society’s continued unity. But this raises a question: is a society whose continued existence demands the routine massacre of children ever…

At least they knew to ban one type of cocking.

There is no fucking way that Trump didn’t know about these crimes by these Russian hackers before the announcement of the indictment on Friday. Even if there wasn’t collusion during the campaign, what the fuck is he doing about it as the president, literally the person with the most power in the world to do something…

Just go somewhere between San Diego and LA. Ugh.

Terrible shock for his loved ones- thinking he was just dead, and then he ends up in Sacramento.

You can be White and Latino. All people from say Cuba or Venezuela are Latino. Some white some black some indigenous, but all Latino. It’s not a race, it’s a culture.

He didn’t say you sounded crazy- he said you sounded stupid. Which you do.

Maybe the confidentiality agreement only had a 5 year term.

The problem with hiring outsiders is that they’re always trying to get... insid’er.

A rare 2-4-1 double play right there.

50/50 it gets vetoed.

My only regret is that I forgot to incorporate the fact that he was right in front of the judge’s table.