Hurrah! I shall open a box of my finest crayons to celebrate!

Nobody cares if you are too stupid to try good pizza, at least I told you where to get it. I rescind the invitation to Brooklyn. Go fuck yourself instead.

The fact that you think that NY pizza is defined by being “big” and/or “floppy” shows that you definitely do not have any idea about pizza. You don’t know what you don’t know. Just accept it, get excited about the new pizza possibilities you had previously not fathomed, and go to ave J when you get a chance.

Looks like the Browns found their new head coach.

“You know what will make us better? Playing a QB who couldn’t cut it with the Jets.”

Schiano is a visionary- the first man to take action against NFL players kneeling before it was en vogue.

This seems like the perfect time for Schiano to return to the national stage given his penchant for sending his team full bore after opponents who take a knee.

Hey, at least he’ll always have that one, unforgettable night, working late at the catalog, just he and Suzie, when they surrendered to temptation.

No you moron. If that guy was shooting out the window of his car or walking through the crowd shooting, people would be going to the morgue instead of the hospital.

This is a problem in many Euro leagues. Personal anecdote: I once visited Prague, went to the Jewish Quarter (which had been “liquidated” during the holocaust) in the morning and a Sparta Prague F.C. match that night. The “Juden Slavia, Juden Slavia” cheers throughout the entire stadium (Slavia being the other team),…

What do you mean he “let Judge fail” for months? You mean he let him keep at it without destroying his confidence and eventually re-discover his swing, hitting 13 home runs in September and 4 in the ALCS?

The team greatly outperformed expectations this year. That’s the usual criteria for “good at your job” vs. “bad at your job.”

The only unemployed non-former Red Sox manager who has won a world series in the past 15 years is the legend himself: Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie!

He was jealous, it was the only way to get the Astros pitchers to become dodgers.

Judging from that shot, you’ve ordered from there before and you’re a shitty tipper. Either that or the delivery guy stopped for a go on the Gravitron before heading to your place.

Baseketball 2

On the one hand, yes. But isn’t Minneapolis regularly rated as one of the best quality-of-life cities in the country, high median income, and one of the happiest, despite its SHIT weather? Not necessarily saying its causation, but, doesn’t seem to be hurting either.

Grant Wahl, not as much.

No. Sorry. A guy who beats his wife (and whose wife likely worked up the courage to call the cops on him for doing so) doesn’t get to go home to that woman and have a gun. That woman has the right to live in her home without fear of being murdered.

The next two batters after Judge’s double were 1) Gregorious, who singled and 2) Sanchez, who hit a double. So Judge and Gregorious both would’ve scored anyway. Oh, I see. Your point isn’t that the Yankees unfairly won, it’s that there is a big conspiracy. Try taking like a two week break from the internet you’ll feel…