You can, but the problem is you get one part that’s too hot, and another that’s practically frozen.

The concept of the game is kind of fun, but outrageously offensive anyway. They should just change it to “Stalingrad” or something and have a swastika vs. a sickle and hammer with appropriate rule modifiers.

Yeah, be probably should’ve done more like Bernie and just pussed off the stage.

Looking at the video- I ain’t see no sidewalk. It’s like a rural road with grass next to it.

I lived in one of those catholic/jewish New York places as a kid, and I always respected when my catholic friends gave up out-of-season fruit like peaches during lent.

In fairness, Jews are also intimately familiar with guilt because of the mothers. Also in fairness, Catolicas are used to interpreting silly rules relating to food because lent.

It could’ve been worse- I had about ten basically asking me if I was gay. Which I’m not. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Hm. It just seems like if you’re in a contract with someone (or their agent) and they commit a violent crime against you, you should automatically get rescind the contract. Like, if a contractor raped you wouldn’t you be able to get out of the building contract? You’d hope so.

NO. OK. Fine.

Weed, peanut butter and milk. That is all.

What happens if you barf in a synagogue but you had eaten bacon earlier? I love how every day just has new opportunities to ponder the rich tapestry of life.

I had a close friend in college that I used to know really well, but all these years later, the only thing I remember about him is that he stood to wipe because it’s so fucking weird.

April Fool’s! Right?? Right????

It’s better than that time he pretended to have cancer just to get a toupe.

You mean a “bicycle kick?”

He’s not going to just stick his hand under a fence not knowing what’s on the other side, ok? He’s not Yoeni the Jet Rodriguez.

Actually, I always knew Cruz was bitten and infected by a slimy sea creature of some kind. I mean I never heard this story before or read it anywhere. I just knew it in my gut.

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Sure you can! If you’re a politician! Who just says things! And has no plans/ chance to actually execute them! But Hillary must not be a feminist because she gained much of her power through marriage! And it’s feminist to prevent women from gaining power through marriage even though men have been doing so for…

Spear fishing