Please look at this brand page for the Metlife-Snoopy brand.

Leslie told me on Twitter to take it to Kinja, so here I am, on Kinja (having a blast, btw). I like Peanuts, both as a comic strip and as an animated cartoon. I am okay with this adaptation because the Peanuts Gang has been pitching Metlife insurance for years, and this can't possibly be weirder than that. Everything…