What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

I debated going to bed with about 7 min left in regulation, but decided it had been such a fun game that I should see it out. By the end of the first OT, I was really glad I had stayed up.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

I caused a similar ruckus at JFK during the Winter Olympics when I turned the volume up during the biathlon. And then fired my gun in the air.

Let me give you a bit of advice. You will enjoy sports a whole lot more, and be a happier person in general, if you stop giving a shit about officiating. I mean this sincerely. Just let it go. There will never be fairness, nor perfection, life will never work that way. So stop caring, free yourself. You’ll enjoy…

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

Making a bunch of uncontested threes on an empty basketball court doesn’t mean you can actually ball. Just ask Kyle Lowry.

Joke’s on you, Tom. This was quite obviously an actual tryout for the Nets.

That's a pretty long speech. Anybody got the Clifford notes?