“What’s the capital of Thailand?”

Can’t

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

His behind-the-ears tattoo signifies that he’s killed a career.

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

I would have just assumed he got a ride from his father’s coattails, per usual.

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

This is all the proof you really need.