Hey! I take offense to that! As a proud cock-gobbler I do not want to have any association with the oil industry.

I’m surprised they didn’t sponsor Call Of Duty, since they, y’know, sponsored the original war half those games are based on.

I can’t imagine Pen Island was not deliberate.

Shell manager who came up with that line was probably like:

Imagine being upset your party isn’t supporting feminist causes enough, and as a consequence supporting a motion by Matt “Stat Rape” Gaetz. It’s the Bernie Bros voting for Trump: she doesn’t understand her own position.

Yeah, if they can have a crocodile Loki, then they can have a different looking Kang.

Yeah, from what I understand most of Olive Garden’s stuff is microwaved at some point and that one Panera worker got in trouble for showing that some of their dishes are just re-heated in water baths. 

Yeah, I wanna pick my own cow.

No, man; the grinder for making the hamburger is always broken, so they had to start shipping in frozen premade patties.

Per CNN, other Republican members in the room audibly complained about Gaetz, referring to him as a “scumbag” and saying he should “fuck off.”

Every time. Every time they say something like that, they’re admitting guilt.

So...Matt Gaetz pays influencers to attack people online.

I thought this is how cars looked “down under”

In the driver’s defense, in Australia the pedals are reversed. And “D” is Reverse, while “R” is Drive. And the seats face backwards. And that koala dosed me with something!

This is a better way to enjoy a David Cage game.

The Singing Bush, on the other hand, won’t shut up about it.

The Invisible Swordsman is not available for comment.

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