Could always do a “find and replace” for all the character names. The male is now John Doe and the female is Jane.

*in wooden voice*

Gita mentions how the player characters all had low intelligence, but I have to think the goose/wizard couldn’t have been too high in INT either if he hired those bozos!

Aww, that is disappointing. I thought we were going the other way with this: recipes based on exisiting Pokemon (I am sure someone has already done this).

From the NY Times story:

What is wrong with that? I mean the guy obviously needs some more abs and pouches and the girl’s boobs are ridiculously tiny. But otherwise, looks perfect to me.

I am thinking drone, but I don’t know if commercial drones can fly that high.

There is an easier explaination for my experience with the board. My older sister was a sadist who enjoyed making me suffer, so convincing me I was cursed by a demon, and part of the curse is to never reveal it to my parents on the pain of their deaths, was a pretty effective way to make me suffer.

Seems a little late to be making any arcade-style videogame cabinet, but I guess there is more of a market for it than I’m seeing.

“To that end, over half a dozen Satanists I interviewed say...”

10/10, Director Mel Gibson at his finest. Would watch again.

What would be the D&D equivalent of a turducken?

That’s so underground!

So it’s a radio drama? Don’t get me wrong, I think radio drama is a very interesting narrative medium and it is cool to see people reviving it. But I think it is pretty silly to try and say this is somehow, some sort of amazingly original idea to tell a story without being able to see the action.

I think my favorite Harry Potter fanfic is one where the squid/tentacle monster in the lake gets it on with Hogwarts. Not the characters IN the castle, but with the castle itself, which is also sensate and sentient it turns out, who knew?

I am no expert on the technology or the history of consumer electronics; however, I do have a theory for why 3D comes in and out of vogue every decade or so. To be clear, I didn’t come up with this on my own; I read this on another tech blog and I happen to agree.

I bet there are a few of these sitting around unused in basements and garages along with rowing machines, Bowflexes and so on, without the owner realizing the value.

“...clothes, shoes...”

Made me think of Last Action Hero, personally.