Rebels are terrorista.

I don't even think Picard was born in France. Have you ever heard him talk? That guy is pretty English seeming if you ask me. Have you ever seen the episode where Picard goes back to his childhood home at the winery is "France"? Well Mary fuckin' Poppins couldn't have made that more England.

Lt Brocolli? That pervert weirdo.

What the fuck does J.J. Abrams think he knows about the "ideals of the Star Trek universe"?

Frank Black looks like an Observer from TV's Fringe!

It would be funny if the High Evolutionary said "man" all the time, like Jeff Bridges… because he's so high.

Shit, that ps4/uncharted bundle is a really good deal. Too bad for me that I only months ago bought a regular ps4 and a regular uncharted 4 for regular prices. Fuck you Sony.

The desperately running through the streets scene is what I'm talking about when I talk about the iconic ending… and that is a GREAT performance.

Nothin' but the best.

Really? The ending of the original, and in particular Kevin McCarthy 's performace in the ending is enough to blow all the others away. It keeps getting remade because it's an important, iconic, and well-made film, not because it needs to be improved upon.

Sigh… no.

If those weren't actually living and breathing animals in the Jungle Book, then you can hardly call it live-action.

This is the first time I've ever heard anyone wrongly claim that any Invasion of the Body Snatchers remake is better than the original.

I found it unwatchable. It finally made me realize that Johnny Depp is a pile of puke.

Yes, you need to watch MacGruber. Funniest love-making you'll ever see. Anyone not laughing during those scenes is either an asshole or has mental problems.

Roll Bones.

I once thought as you do, until I met "Trent in Nova Scotia". Now I feel like a valued customer. For the first time in my life I know what it means to live. I love you Trent!

"I GOT TWO TURNTABLES AND MY MOMMY'S HOME!"

She was waaay too quirky for my liking. It really got on my nerves after a few minutes. At least someone was trying to add a little funny to this thing. The cameos of the old Ghostbusters were embarassing, especially Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Annie Potts, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson. Rick Moranis is…

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "fucking terrible", just bad… but it really had no reason to exist other than to make Sony some money off a popular brand. It was just empty and un-inspired, with nothing great about it. I guess that's what happens when movies are made as gimmicky business decisions, and not as…