So he and his partner, a Japanese professor, were managed by a guy named "the Grand Wizard"? I had no idea wrestling was so socially progressive.

I somehow missed the part where they explain what's going on. Oh well… I guess I don't have a beef with this after all. I really don't know how I did that, seeing as how it's right there at the top, and I was looking for something like that. Maybe they added that part after I commented? Yes, that must be it… it's…

I can't tell if "the immensely popular Suicide Squad movie" is sarcasm or not.

But I thought Apple was perfect.

Fusco rules!

What's "Woof" in Dutch?

You know, I really wanted to shit all over this… but it is no less funny than almost any newspaper strip ever (not saying much), and the art is better than I expected. If I were him though, I'd have called it something like "My Two Pence" or "On the Pence" or something super clever like that. This title makes me…

Country legend Dangle Meaty?

This Fox News guy is calling Faith No More the greatest band in the universe based solely on "Epic", which is where any similarities between the Chili Peppers and Faith No More begin and end. I like that song and all, but I wouldn't get carried away… although he does work for Fox News, and getting carried away is…

I believe he was also the only American to be named a Knight of the British Empire.

The guy in the army surplus store? I think he usually frequents the Yahoo comments section.

Shit! I just googled "Roald Dahl antisemitism" and sure enough… childhood ruined (or jewined?)

Wait… Disney is still making this show?! I just assumed it was being used to tarnish Spider-Man's reputation by Disney/Marvel in the hopes that it might help Marvel get the rights back eventually. Make a Spidey so bad that eventually people won't want to see him in movies anymore… then the rights to the character…

I'm sure Marvel would find a way to make it work if they ever decided that Squirrel Girl should be in a movie. But have they decided that? I was under the impression that a few people have just stated publicly that they think they'd make a great Squirrel Girl, and fans got on board. But while the character is cute…

I'm not saying Sqirrel girl is unbelievable, just that the character is stupid.

Disco still sucks, and if "processed electronic beats are the defining quality of the pop music landscape and have been for a long time now", then pop music sucks too, and has for a long time now. Think of the poor out of work drummers who sit outside subway stops banging trash cans for spare change.

I have a great idea… how about nobody plays Squirrel Girl because Squirrel Girl is fucking stupid!

So was he disappointed that the director allowed him to be the worst Joker the screen had ever seen? Or that his Joker was the single worst part of a really bad movie? I can't imagine how that must feel… most of us just got the disappointment of watching him butcher one of the most iconic villains ever. But we're…

Yahoo should adapt it's comments section into a movie somehow.

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