I mean, the major telecom companies are huge assholes, and if their service goes down, you should absolutely contact customer service to try and get something taken off your bill. They’re not your friends.

Dude,  I’m on Freedom,  I live in a constant state of fuckery

The cruelty is the point.

He says what they want to hear and praises them for their darkest thoughts.

Good finale. I don’t know if Better Things has been renewed or not, but if it hasn’t, that would be a fitting series finale as well.

Dude, none of your work is good.

Good god, that incessant look he always has in pictures annoys the hell out of me. Is this me being a judgmental prick? If yes, I accept.

I’m just not going to watch anything Kevin Smith makes again full stop, as the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was such an astonishingly shit movie I have no faith that he’s capable of making anything even vaguely okay any more.

I’m not going to watch anything Kevin Smith makes again until he agrees to stop making that same fucking stupid face in every photo. 

Your regular reminder that Dean Cain went to Princeton. I don’t know if he graduated, but I hope not.  So parents: don’t get massive anxiety about your kids getting into an Ivy. They take stupid people, too.

look if MAGAts get to jerk off to military stuff that has fucking nothing to do with football then J Lo can sneak in a reference to the kids we’re caging and killing, fair?

They had to save a spot for that terrible Lana Del Rey album. 

Not a metalhead myself, but mildly surprised that Tool didn’t get a mention.

And there has never been a clearer example of ‘please get this woman the fuck off me’ than there was on Mariah Carey’s face at that moment.

Oh yeah, that’s a fantastic point, because even after the Esquire interview and everything we know about Eastwood, I’d have to have a secretly shot video of his hand pulling the lever for Trump to use basic common sense.  Then there has to be a trial and he has to have been convicted of voting for Trump by clear and…

Aging rich himbo still somehow thinks he is champion of the common man.  Makes movie tarring the FBI and the media (adding sexism and violation of journalistic ethics) when the FBI and the media are aligned against his sexist unethical candidate of choice.  

That’s the point. It is meant to indict the media allowing the trumpers to flee further into their bubble. The villain of the film is not the actual terrorist but the media. No one argues that the media did not get it wrong or that Jewell wasn’t screwed over by the FBI.  So who is this film for besides people who are…

I’m so glad that he made another aggrieved white man movie.

The Fox news crowd is turning this into an indictment of both the entire media industry and the FBI/deep state which - sure, they fucked up.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!