I know a guy who swears he’s never eaten a doughnut.  He’s a philistine.

I remember eating pasta with no sense of guilt or shame....must be nice.

Susan Collins is an asshole. But that probably goes without saying.

We were flying out of JFK to Hawaii On Thanksgiving Day.  We got about halfway there from our home in the Hudson Valley when my wife realized she didn’t have her drivers license or any other ID.  Fortunately we are compulsively early and were able to turnaround, drive like maniacs back home and then back down and…

Same old Jets.  At least the Yankees prevented the Red Sox from clinching the division in New York.....oh.....wait.

Looks like Rob Lowe

Guess this explains his support for Donald Trump.

My interest in this show was killed off a long time ago.

Everything that sucked out about the 90’s actually started and ended with the Dave Matthews Band.....and Phish.  

The life sized cutouts of Boba Fett and Stormtroopers on stage with them sold me from the start.

I was introduced to Clutch when I saw them open for Marilyn Manson at a club in Rochester, NY in 1995. Seen them a bunch of times since. They never disappoint. Same goes for Primus (although they started losing me when they started doing the jam thing live). Saw Primus first in Binghamton, NY opening for Rush.  

Clutch has quietly built a career out of being an old-fashioned hard working, rock and roll band. Consistently one of the best bands to see live.  No frills....no bullshit. Just rock.

At least we’ve stopped talking about his stupid cat.

“Good enough for the girls I go out with” is the most useful cliche.

Is it possible that a 42 year old man with a history of serious back problems and surgeries who makes a super-human athletic comeback NOT on some kind of HGH/steroids cocktail?

Are these the same people who are gleefully celebrating James Gunn being fired for what are inarguably dumb and offensive jokes?  One of these MAGA idiots suggested to me on Twitter that Gunn is as bad or worse than Roy Moore and Jim Jordan. 

I think you missed the sarcasm in my statement

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

I think we can all agree that the Biggest Asshole Award in any situation should go to Donald J. Trump.

“The league will never do that, of course, because they can’t risk pissing off the dumbest people in America”