The elimination rounds will probably be scary.

“I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador”

still don’t understand why Bedoya stayed on so long. the yellow was so unnecessary and led to the goal.

Not instead of the NFL, but I would watch the hell out of a US Football World Cup pitting states against eachother. Florida, California, and Texas would crush everyone, while my teams (Colorado, Montana, and Hawaii) probably wouldn’t even qualify. It’d still be out countries greatest achievement.

I think kids are the worst, and I am indeed a miserable cunt. Counterpoint confirmed, at least by me.

You just used the 3rd Law of Takes

As nice and informative as this post is, it just isn’t reality. Neither side will understand or compromise and friendships will inevitably die. That’s just how it is, which is why so many parents are friends with other parents because those parents get it. The childless friend will never understand....ever.

Yeah, kind of. Just as long as you’re cool with them not wanting to deal with your eight year old when they’re in their fifties and their kids are gone to college and beyond. That sounds a lot more lonely to me in your spot.

REDEMPTION!

Baylor President Ken Starr will also be fired

Yeaaaah...we’re all waiting on Aaron Goldsmith to take over play by play from Sims.

In my entire life watching American sports, I’ve never been bothered by the fact that the schedule is often unbalanced. This is especially true given that we have playoffs. Limiting MLS to 18 or 20 teams so that they could have a balanced schedule seems like a solution in search of a problem.

You relegation fetishists are a hoot. It’s never going to happen. Move on to something that actually will help the league grow, like fixing the dumb DP and TAM structure, setting salary caps (and minimums), allowing greater player movement, and as you stated abolishing single entity.

Minus points for using “proper.”

Agree, the city is cluttered and random in certain areas, particularly near major highways. It’s ugly. The flip side is there are many upscale residential neighborhoods (Houston is 55% as large in land area as all of Rhode Island) with ample housing supply — almost all built in the last 30 years — at low cost.…

And that’s a pro move. No children knocked over to get $5 ball, beer saved and ball given to a kid. Unwritten rules.

“Sodium lauryl sulfate is known to cause skin irritation to some who come in contact with the compound, and although it was once investigated by the American Cancer Society as a possible carcinogen. SLS, as it is also known, is found in many hair shampoos and toothpastes.”

How the fuck did I not know about the flames in Seattle? That’s some good Motherfucking US of A right there.

We all have our fetishes. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Never let anyone tell you being famous doesn’t have its benefits.