I am far more impressed that there appears to be actual fans behind the goal

Holy shit that sounds terrifying

FWIW - kids can always go to college later. As long as the education provided to them is sufficient to get in on academics alone.

I think what you mean to say is that an academy better offer a good enough education to allow your kid to get into college should soccer not work out for them.

Hipsters gotta hipster

I was in the stadium for this game. It was absolutely unreal.

47,000 people is empty? Are you fucking stupid?

USSF doesn’t control ticket prices for the Copa America. Hope this helps.

Its what was expected. They set the bar for fan expectations in Seattle in the 2013 WCQ against Panama.

This is a really dumb taek

Oh fuck off

And eventually you will all be too old to have kids, and then too old to travel or drink excessively, and you will be truly miserable. To each their own.

I seriously doubt that.

Newsflash: 30 somethings have been dating 20 somethings since the earth was round. There is nothing ew about consenting adults.

Why is that ew?

My kids are fucking awesome. I hope they someday scream in your ear at a hip restaurant for 3 hours.

At 32 and child free you should be dating girls in their early to mid 20s. Do it for the sake of us 30 somethings who are married and will never get to.

No disagreement there. People who bring their kids to events like beer or wine tasting are generally the worst at this.

Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

I have those memories as well. I just don’t need that cunt macklemore shitting all over them!