Gabriel Rivera, Steelers 1st round pick in 83.

5 bucks on Rickets.

Todd Marinovich read this and immediately shit himself.

I once drunkenly carried a crock pot full of baked beans about 200 yards across a field and dumped them on the hood of a car because I figured the owner would have no idea where the hell they came from.

I’m looking forward to this exact article being published during each major tournament for the next 3 years until he flakes out for good.

All I see is Belichick, Thurman Munson's old catcher's mitt & a Real Doll.

For the love of God, someone have Todd Marinovich call him!

(Yawns) Goes back to watching Raging Bull and eating Penrose Hot Sausages directly from the jar.