Yeah Frank, he is totally not ready for the English game. 

Bregman DEFINITELY catches that ball if the Astros had fired Taubman.

If I were AJ Hinch I would not let one goddamn player on that field until I had personally jerked off each and every man on the roster.

Use a sock you goddamned cave man.

Anyone who still calls that game the Bartman Game needs to be hit with a rake. It’s the Alex Gonzalez Game, period. 

The Taubman Curse is a beautiful thing to watch.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

“But it is what it is I guess.”

That won’t work. Everyone knows the rich kids’ squad over at Maret won the city championship last year.

In New York City there is scant public park space. For example, almost every blade of grass in Central Park is off-limits from October to April. But some public schools allow the public to use their grass/dirt fields, playgrounds, and basketball/handball courts on weekends.

i don’t understand this content when you could just do a shitty sub-par blog post about the jets QB with an ad withe guy from that show saying something about some stuff followed by not-gawker’s pivot-to-video five years after that strategy failed every website in the fucking world.

It’s racist against white people to suggest that the 30% hit their stocks took in 2008-2009 wasn’t the worst suffering anyone withstood in that period.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

The real question is how much shitty Italian do you have to eat to make up for the savings versus having good Italian. How much unlimited pasta at The Olive Garden do I need to eat before I reach the equivalent of having pasta at a Michelin restaurant?

Also, Jack Evans once called him to berate him for writing that Nationals Park was being built with public funds; the dumbass argument Evans made repeatedly during his phone tirade was that all the money used to build the stadium, a tab that eventually hit about $1 billion, would come from new taxes implemented…

Must be visiting BYU

I agree that regular old flower a glass pipe is the best delivery method in most situations. The vape pen is clutch though if you need to hide the smell or if you want to be able to smoke in semi-public. You can puff on a vape pen in the men’s room at a restaurant, which is not an option with your sock roach.

Doesn’t anyone just smoke a bowl anymore? I mean, pack one up, hit it and pass it around? Does EVERYTHING have to be the Latest Greatest Technical Gee Gaw? I mean it’s WEED, a substance that makes anything harder than flipping the LP over on a turn table damn near impossible.