“You’d better use the force field you used with that bird, you big nerd because these hands are coming hot and ready.”

“I got a pressure point for ya pal, it’s called your throat and I’m about to punch it.”

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

two words: Jay Paterno

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

kicking him out of the union and therefore making him ineligible to play would be pretty amazing

No, I think it should stay in use. I think we should keep beating that particular dead horse until some player, somewhere, manages to earn a lifetime ban from the NFL for something other than kneeling for the anthem. I want to see the other behavior that makes every team in the NFL say “I don’t care if he’s got talent…

If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.

It would probably be best for him to stay incognito for a while. 

If you’re the Raiders, now is your prime chance to make a killing selling “Vobody’s Burfict” shirts for $15 a pop to your remaining 10,000 idiot fans.

This might be one of those rare situations where a union’s job to protect players means it should take some sort of extraordinary action against another player if the NFL is unwilling to.

I think Republican senators will gradually peel off and support it as Trump does more of this bullshit and continues to implode.

But see, that’s the thing. 20 years ago my hometown would’ve been considered rural, but now is slowly getting consumed by the beast that is Houston, And Houston itself, while certainly predominately blue, certainly has pockets of red throughout. 

I know you all joke, but this time is different. The silence from most of the GOP is actually staggering. Only his most ass-eating sycophantic suck-ups are saying anything.

John McCain’s ghost might reappear in the Senate for a few moments and sigh in a mildly exasperated fashion.

I wouldn’t call full impeachment by Congress “unlikely” just yet. I think Republican senators will gradually peel off and support it as Trump does more of this bullshit and continues to implode. Just gotta give it time, and pressure these people. Also, the polls need to show a very strong majority of the country…

Ever since I’ve heard mention of a ‘Second Civil War,’ I’ve always been confused by it. So, in the first one, we had defined sides with defined territories. i.e. the Northern States, that wanted to at least appear civil and like every other ‘civilized’ country at the time, and then the South, who wanted to right to…

Honestly, AVs in the rain is a big issue that’s yet to be fully solved.

I’m trying to counter the pervasive idea that cruise is inherently dangerous in the rain, and somehow keeps going when you lose control, which just isn’t true. Most moderate rain it’s likely fine, and if you do get in trouble, cruise will kick off. These posts all rely on the idea that cruise control in the wet will…

How about autonomous cars? They cool in the rain?

Oh hey, fun with patents! Here's a patent for toast.