Jim Brandstader also calls Lions games. He is a goddam pro at avoiding four-letter-words.

“since when is that something to be congratulated upon?”

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

What disturbs me most is the lack of seat belt while rollerboarding.

source: his butthole.

I love when a guy starts a conversation with his automotive resume

They could’ve just split the screen and put what he was seeing on one side and what he was actually doing on the other. The way it’s edited makes it seem like they just had him do some drifts in a parking lot and then CGI’d a world around him after the fact.

Looks like an Opel to me

Its not a Leaf.

I’m supposed to be impressed by an adult who brought a glove to the game?

Maybe Jalopnik will offer him a job.

you know, you should go drive one of these. You can literraly beat the hell out of it, and always get 38mpg. it handles quite brilliantly. THe original CRX was the same. It was slow, but drove great. it never came with a hopped up B-series. It was not fast at all...

Brace yourselves! You can buy this ridiculously awesome 1980 M1 for the same price as a new Audi R8!

"replaced with a good one"

More delicious tacos for me. Hahahaha.

5 more minutes please.

Honda, I think I love you.

The advanced active sensors of the TacTom identified the pair of non-hostile pigeons on the roof at the last second and disabled the warhead to prevent civilian casualties. Had the pigeons been brandishing small arms or MANPADs it would have been a completely different story.