Jim Brandstader also calls Lions games. He is a goddam pro at avoiding four-letter-words.

“since when is that something to be congratulated upon?”

This is super useful because, while I’m so often out of milk, I always have Xanthan Gum handy.

what if the shuttle blows up?

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

Going to say water vapor because it’s an O2/H2 engine.

And here we are. Full circle. Apple started it with the ridiculous “Retina Display” nonsense, and all the zealots ate it up. Now? Apple fanboys proclaim screen resolution as useless. Awesome.

Just give up. Gizmodo has demonstrated a pattern of, at best, misleading reporting when it comes to SpaceX (and in some cases blatantly incorrect). All of their articles are skewed in such a way as to paint SpaceX in the worst possible light. If you want accurate reporting, try Spaceflight Now or another similar site.

What disturbs me most is the lack of seat belt while rollerboarding.

source: his butthole.

Why don’t we give them detailed instructions on how to remove the Geo Tags also. How stupid can the press corp and military media outlets be?

No. He was having a lovely day.

I love when a guy starts a conversation with his automotive resume

They could’ve just split the screen and put what he was seeing on one side and what he was actually doing on the other. The way it’s edited makes it seem like they just had him do some drifts in a parking lot and then CGI’d a world around him after the fact.

Looks like an Opel to me

The advanced active sensors of the TacTom identified the pair of non-hostile pigeons on the roof at the last second and disabled the warhead to prevent civilian casualties. Had the pigeons been brandishing small arms or MANPADs it would have been a completely different story.