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No Mike Milbury? No Skiphen A. Smithless? No Phil Mushnick? The hell is wrong with you?

Each new Ferrari will also come with a $100 Olive Garden giftcard for that old country taste.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

How about the fans who gave him a standing ovation:

"What? She used a vibrato out there?"

Na, a structural breakup, the payload is not meant to be pointing at the ground under G

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

I've never been "bitten" so far, unless you mean saving hundreds of dollars is being bitten.

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

then lay out $3500 and make a video with twangy music in the background and do it for her.

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT

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It's Deadspin, this is what we do. I do post something a little more serious about the topic elsewhere in this thread.

Ironically enough, he didn't get a strikeout.

Well, gentlemen, I'm from Ukraine, and I've seen some "pro-russian rebels" in person. If you think that they are just poor people who do not agree with Kiev's politics you're totally wrong. That bastards consists of two kinds: bandits who get paid by Russia to destabilize our country and Russian soldiers undercover.…

Is your girlfriend a Ukrainian mail order bride that never actually came?

Eh, maintenance work isn't bad since it's mechanically basically just a Beetle. Trim and body repair can be nontrivial, but it's not terrible either (body can be welded and trim is available). The only big problem is that cars of that vintage are badly prone to rust, of course.

infinitely more than the 500 does at any rate.