IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT

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It's Deadspin, this is what we do. I do post something a little more serious about the topic elsewhere in this thread.

Ironically enough, he didn't get a strikeout.

I don't know why your comment just made me burst out laughing - and I don't care lol

definitely just you

Nope, it's just you.

Well, gentlemen, I'm from Ukraine, and I've seen some "pro-russian rebels" in person. If you think that they are just poor people who do not agree with Kiev's politics you're totally wrong. That bastards consists of two kinds: bandits who get paid by Russia to destabilize our country and Russian soldiers undercover.…

Is your girlfriend a Ukrainian mail order bride that never actually came?

Eh, maintenance work isn't bad since it's mechanically basically just a Beetle. Trim and body repair can be nontrivial, but it's not terrible either (body can be welded and trim is available). The only big problem is that cars of that vintage are badly prone to rust, of course.

Ill take 2. Thank you.

we must redistribute this speed to less fortunate cars!

infinitely more than the 500 does at any rate.

marketshare, advertising, known reliability, and availability are all things.

So you're telling me there's going to be a 1.0L turbocharged rear engined RWD hatchback on sale in the US?

I think this is clever interior and exterior design. It's difficult to design a car this small (especially the fortwo). I think the cute factor has been increased significantly compared to the last model. And that interior is seriously nice.

I don't know? We've never asked the Canadian filmmakers who made it.

I HAVEN'T EVEN READ THIS YET AND I WANT TO SAY I SUPPORT THIS POST BY LIKE 1000-BILLION PERCENTAGE POINTS OF EFFORT!! HOO-RAH THANK YOU I LOVE THIS MOVIE, AND I LOVE LAMP! Seriously though, I'm going to read it now, it's been a slow work day and this is probably the most exciting headline I've read in a long time!

"Zoom lenses" - the word you're looking for is telephoto lenses.