I'm into black ass....phalt.

humble brag

Yay Russian military!!! oh wait i mean FUCK the Russian military!

The Camaro is horrible just a horrible horrible design. The Mustang looked good 4 or 5 years ago now its reaching cheesy status. The Charger is lame. Corvettes are cheesy. This is just raw power with no flashy accents. I LOVE IT.

i H-A-T-E the new wave of muscle cars....but this car is fucking badass.

I invite the people of Deadspin to dig us as much embarrassing shit about Luke Johnson possible and post it on here and twitter.

I invite the people of Deadspin to dig us as much embarrassing shit about Luke Johnson possible and post it on here and twitter.

spreading chemtrails. typical.

Wonder if tony dungy would take him.

being bummed my tweet didn't make the cut.

I was so engrossed in this video it made me late for work. Thanks Doom.

Its seemed for the last few years they've just been putting out a slightly blander car each year. All the while the reliability is going down the maintenance costs are going up.

hmmmm. Internet. Trust me as a healthcare worker no subject is taboo when it comes to jokes its how we get through the day.

All I can picture is Dickey V's full colostomy bag sloshing around in a moshpit.

and his career is....... GONE!

Evidently every Tesla crash no matter how mundane deserves an article.

im gonna go with dont pull over.

You know nothing then.

He's spent his entire life trying to make up for the fact he was born missing a lateral incisor. Dentist jokes....

Wanna know what's hilarious? These are $700,000 to $1,000,000 per missile, but SSN is bankrupt!