All I can picture is Dickey V's full colostomy bag sloshing around in a moshpit.

and his career is....... GONE!

Evidently every Tesla crash no matter how mundane deserves an article.

im gonna go with dont pull over.

You know nothing then.

He's spent his entire life trying to make up for the fact he was born missing a lateral incisor. Dentist jokes....

Wanna know what's hilarious? These are $700,000 to $1,000,000 per missile, but SSN is bankrupt!

He probably shot it in portrait.

Lithium ion batteries have been around almost half a century and much like their gasoline breathing brethren contain a flammable substance in the form a pressurised electrolyte. This is not exactly new tech. Its an improved version of long existing tech used an extremely ingenious way.

Look I just saved 0.0000000005 cents by popping my unpopped kernels.

I must have missed the 10s of 1000s of other articles on jalopnik reporting every car fire in the USA.

I dont agree with that at all. However whenever a Tesla crashes we have to see an article on it and wonder...did the car cause it to happen? I'm not sure a car has ever faced this much scrutiny before.

Why exactly would the feds have anything to say? 100mph crash usually = dead people, car in peices, fire. This isnt some design flaw. Its weird no one wondered if there would be a fed investigation into poresche after the Dunn and Walker crashes.

you'll be unconscious in seconds if that makes you feel better?

My god i wish they would have made these with left hand drive :(. As for the tube, if you are really insterested i could contact my dad who was an engineer for Nissan he will know.

you think people in the city made those donations? That movie protrays detroit as a wasteland. Great inspiration!

Who woule have thunk a bunch of white hipsters would have problems putting up a statue that noone in the city actually wants.

As a Saab nerd i can for sure say this guy perfectly encapsulates all thing Saab nerd.

I knew i'd find people on here defending this asshole...and here we are.