“Motel 57: Frank Clark will put your lights out for you.”

Isiah Thomas

This will be the most outlandish idea, but FOX should just offer him a late night talk show. He wouldn’t take it because of his love affair with Kimmel, but it would fit right in with the rest of their news. CRACKPOT THEORIES FOR EVERYONE!

The Undefeated

Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.

Barstool Sports?

VH1

It may be illegal, but this isn’t Indonesia, we don’t summarily execute drug dealers.

Your pitiful attempts to inflame aside, no it isn’t. Shit happens whether they are natural disasters or urban unrest. Someone should have been planning for this eventuality and have protocols in place to break and feed the people on the front lines. MRE’s if nothing else. Given how many military bases around…

Oh... Since when has overtime meant double pay anyways?

They’re not being denied overtime. They’re just being paid time and a half instead of double. Boo hoo.

I’m not enjoying this season of “The Wire” at all.

Also “fans”, “revelers”, and my favorite, “celebrants”. White privilege Kool-Aid is refreshing and apparently served in a bottomless pitcher.

Yet again blacks are thugs, but white college students rioting because their favorite team didn’t win a game is just “kids being kids”.

This must happen. I could see Whitlock getting so hungry that he eats black Skip Bayless and his good chumb, Mayweather, and literally implodes.

“Sully, Knucklefuckle, and Phart”

Just the spots where people live. Something like 4M out of the 6.7M in the state are in Maricopa County which is most of the Phoenix metro

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

The time it took for him to draw his weapon could have been equally spent stepping on the accelerator. He chose to shoot instead.

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”