[picks up phone; cancels all Monday guests]—

In case anyone else was curious:

It is My Father’s will that your entire life should be centered on Me.

Seems like Jesus has an inferiority complex.

Our children were created for friendship with Christ. Before anything else, this is their chief purpose in life: to be Christ’s friend.

My son’s on the autism spectrum. He’ll be turning 8 next month, and we’re not doing a party because I’m afraid this exact thing will happen to him. (We’re taking him to an amusement park instead)

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

Let me guess, you are a member of the same country club that these guys frequent. The conversations you have must be divine. Did Buffy not give you a dry handjob this morning? Or maybe Parker's parents won't let him have access to the penthouse pool this weekend.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

I'm a physician and i agree with the letter. Too bad it will never happen— Oz is still too popular amongst the general population, it's why he featured prominently in the NY Med series from over the summer.

I actually had a student this semester who mentioned Dr. Oz during a discussion, and I had no clue WTF he was talking about. After I found out, we had a long discussion about scientific methodology, and it was all I could take to keep from just saying "Are you a fucking idiot?"

Just because they're assholes doesn't mean they're wrong.

I would love to sign that letter. Consider this my endorsement. Rand Paul comes to mind as needing a letter too.

Whatever the nature of his pathology, members of the public are being misled and endangered, which makes Dr. Oz's presence on the faculty of a prestigious medical institution unacceptable.

Gotta say, I feel pretty safe in this judgement.

Lawrence Phillips is a detestable human being, but Tom Osborne covered more crimes than Jerry Orbach. http://www.si.com/vault/1995/09/…

Though obviously far, far less serious than his actual crimes, Phillips also missed the block on Aeneas Williams that caused the end of Steve Young’s career:

LALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU.