I don't know... we can definitely criticize the new stadium for how bougie it is, among other things, but it doesn't change the fact that they really did need one.

They interviewed everybody, too. It definitely gave the impression that they were trying to pick brains as much or more than they were really looking for a coach.

Jim Tomsula refers to tomato sauce as "gravy."

Don't think it's the concept of detainment that people are taking issue with...

That is not how you eat a butt. I am a bear. I know these things.

I don't have a problem with the police detaining him until they cleared his story, but keeping him in handcuffs for that long seems wrong. Surely there was an office or interrogation room he could have waited in.

Of course they thought he was an accomplice. Of course. Who's shocked? Anyone?

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

I thought it was a dumb scene, and I tweeted about it, and then Erin made me write a post because that's how editors work. We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site. I haven't talked to the man, but I doubt Nick Denton gives a shit about that show one way or the other. Also, I think Allison…

Not sure this is what MLB meant when they said they wanted players to stop chewing.

And this is what happens when dealing with somebody of little to no morales.

Changes the depth of the term "your shit is getting pounded" the next time his catcher walks to the bump

To be fair, Jay Mariotti should probably be on this list as well... It's just that absolutely no one reads/listens/cares about anything he says anymore.

The troll is strong with this one.

I'm sure if it was NASCAR or Hockey...

"What if I told you that idiots are real?"

Here's the preview:

He definitely won't find me because I'm in Arizona at my mom's crib.

On the next episode of "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong..."

At least @MyTweetsRealAF will have the chance to take in Temecula's annual Christmas night police check-point, where he can calmly explain he's just driving around looking to beat the shit out of some dude he's arguing with on Twitter.