Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Evidently you just had an affair with Brennan Clay's wife.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

It's certainly dumb to try and project an nine-year-old's NBA prospects

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

Those are the whitest names this side of mayonnaise.

Tad, Steele, Wells, Shack, Covie, Coco, Wick and Sheehan Stanwick.

Ladies and gentleman, The Whites.

Covington Stanwick (BC), Wellington Stanwick (Hopkins), and Shackleford Stanwick (Hopkins)

Yup.

It takes real effort for the Skyline chili logo to be the third-worst sight in a photograph, but there ya go.

Calling Peter King a 'journalist' is like calling a stalker 'someone who's just really into that person'.

Premium Club members receive their own personal Native American to denigrate just in time for the holiday season.

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

He should've let that knee heal completely instead of trying to force his way in. Now he's like that guy who used to play college basketball at the Rec center. You can tell he might've been something at one point, but whatever that was is gone.

Was he just a bad quarterback? Or did the Skins ruin him?

I think the most surprising thing in all of this is that a Doug Baldwin cardboard cutout exists.

Yes... except the passs interference is part of what made ODB so great. His whole flow would / should have been interrupted. Not making a catch in your own rhythm is REALLY hard.

This post doesn't exist if not for the excuse to look up Oronde Gadsden highlights.

Idk anything about this guy...maybe he's a terrible human being, maybe he's a great dude...but I do hate when groups (be it ethnic groups, women, LGBTQ, etc.) claim they want a "dialogue", when in fact all they want is to express a certain opinion and have all other groups accept it as fact.

Nothing makes me feel more at ease as a black man than knowing that Mike Wise has my & my three sons' back. Honestly what the fuck is ESPN thinking with this Black Grantland and couldn't they have chosen a better journalist than Uncle Whitlock? The man is self serving, bloated, race baiting cooning piece of shit in…