"What if I told you that his tweets were actually real AF?"

I'm sure if it was NASCAR or Hockey...

"What if I told you that idiots are real?"

Here's the preview:

He definitely won't find me because I'm in Arizona at my mom's crib.

On the next episode of "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong..."

At least @MyTweetsRealAF will have the chance to take in Temecula's annual Christmas night police check-point, where he can calmly explain he's just driving around looking to beat the shit out of some dude he's arguing with on Twitter.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Evidently you just had an affair with Brennan Clay's wife.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

A level of don't give a f*** that is seldom... oh wait it's seen all the time. *sigh*

Ruh-Roh!

I guess this idiot said "F'ck it I will go all out"

It's certainly dumb to try and project an nine-year-old's NBA prospects

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

Those are the whitest names this side of mayonnaise.

Tad, Steele, Wells, Shack, Covie, Coco, Wick and Sheehan Stanwick.

Ladies and gentleman, The Whites.

Covington Stanwick (BC), Wellington Stanwick (Hopkins), and Shackleford Stanwick (Hopkins)

Yup.