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Yall need to chill out.
There can only be one...
There can only be one Brian just like there can only be one Highlander. The exception is if you spell your name Bryan, thats just sad so I’ll let it slide.
Which Car Brand Have You Given Up On?
Jalopnik survey time! There have been a lot of angry blocks of texts regarding certain automakers and why you hate them. Voice your opinion here! I will tally the votes, create a top 10, and pick the best rant to go along with it.
Ask a Moderator
Hello, I am Brian1321, you know, from Jalopnik. I am a moderator of this board. By that I mean I have moderator powers. Do I use them? Rarely. If you want a look at the inner workings of the mod community, drop us a line here and we will answer as best we can.
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Beige Is the New Black™
I bought a black 2015 Corolla. It's quiet, it's comfortable, it's great on gas, and it has a CVT. There is plenty of trunk space for transporting my collection of vintage driving gloves, it has a stylish look, and nice looking interior. The only problem is the color...beige.
The problem with Moe
Hello there, Brian1321 you know, from jalopnik here,
Mack's Father Here, AMA
Im just missing the glory days, but its cool because at least I'm Born in the USA. I was also Born to Run because Im on Fire, and I live on Thunder Road which is pretty far from The Streets of Philadelphia.
Who has the best car?
Why is your car the best car in Oppositelock? Drop a photo and a description of your ride. I will grade it, you may then appeal the ruling with more evidence. At the end of the judging I will award the winner with something special.
Mike Spinelli, creator of all you see, and Odin, god of all things Swedish, were enjoying a round of drinks when Odin declared he had secured the control of all things automotive. Spinelli, in a fit of rage and pride unseen since the Jack Baruth incident of '12, challenged Odin to a contest. Each would construct an…
Reminder: Today is your last day
Today is your last chance to submit your ideas for the Jalopnik Film Festival thing sponsored by Volvo.
What it really takes to make a "movie"
With the Jalopnik Film Festival contest thing coming up I thought I'd give a quick rundown of what it actually takes to make a 3-5 minute short. I know this isnt going to apply to everyone, maybe you want to do things differently, cut stuff out, whatever. This is going to be as minimal as possible while still getting…
Selling Stars
I am selling stars to gray commenters.
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