He.... he’s not REALLY named Naughty, right? Greatest troll of all time?

Glad he’s doing well, but Clint’s family is ashamed of him.

So much this. I saw a parent post on a site:

“Look, there’s Rikki, Tikki AND Tavvi!”

Please don’t make fun of me. All I wanted was a red cap and a Speedo.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

It’s interesting—if you overlay a map showing rates of passport ownership (in the below map, the darker the shading, the lower the rate of passport ownership) with rates of Trump support, it’s almost an exact match. Meaning, conservatives can talk, but as a group they are the least worldly, least likely to actually go…

Why the hell do you want to joke about killing Regis???

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

“I think that rich spoiled athlete ought to give all his money to take care of fallen police officers.”

Well, seems like you’re making the right moves then.

Keep your putter grip light and work the 3 foot circle drill a lot to get your confidence up. You’ll be fine.

Probably because you’re not practicing the right things. Stop buying large buckets and hit the chipping and putting green till your lower back gives out.

This is my entire problem with the idea of him being a 2.8. He’s obviously not athletically gifted, and there is NO way he spends 2-3 hours a week at the range/practice area. Not a damn chance.

PS: I would consider 2 hours like rock bottom minimum for maintaining a game, assuming he already had one.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Jack Bauer would’ve stayed in.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

Did anyone else assume this was viral marketing for the new IT movie?

If only global warming would take Republicans. Seriously.