Sad!

Get out.

It’s not like he was treated badly by the kidnappers, though. They let him grab his house keys and use the restroom before they made him get the cash.

How often do you have a scenario where a Crying Jordan actually represents Michael Jordan and the possibility of him crying?

Has anyone even confirmed that Kevin Fitzgerald is real?

They’re not going to have a lot of luck tweeting @NSWL, an egg with about 20 followers

Also, he gives plenty of balls away? I don’t want a ball that you caught, I want one that I caught. It’s not the same thing, not in my book anyway...

appreciate the joke, but if you can’t find joy in really good, third-wave coffee then i pity you.

Fox has always had the worst cameras. Weirdest thing. I guess when 70% of your programming is syndicated from other channels you don't have much spare change.

And I feel like another part of it is their insistence on letting fucking Joe Buck run the booth for every event they do. He can barely call a passable baseball game, and that’s the booth he literally grew up in.

In 2016 it’s time for Fox and ESPN/ABC to abandon 720p and go with 1080i (on-air; push it to online in 1080p on Go and WatchESPN at least). It might look OK for football and basketball but the color is terrible and the picture isn’t as crisp and clear by any means. Golf is not meant to be a 720p sport at all.

I was hoping to hear Duff fart.

Fox paid so much money for the rights for the games, they can’t pay for intelligent talkers.

The ball definitely moved, right?

You master trolls

Your Copa América semifinalists:

Kurt Vonnegut: [nodding]

Not unhappy with the result. Our back line looked great. Time to give Nagbe and Pulisic a full 90. I love Dempsey and Jermaine but it’s time to pass the torch.

It does feel like the connections are building better. Still doesn’t feel like anyone knows where anyone is going to be.

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…