When I was in high school, we had a coach who wasn't particularly great. He always got some of the biggest guys on our football team to come play soccer for us. They looked just like this guy, but were very bad at soccer, which might explain why we lost every game that season.

Nice work. +1

This is a gem. +1

That UI...

Thanks for chiming in! I always wondered when I saw the Christian Science Reading Rooms. Never knew what they were all about. I'll keep my meds, thanks.

Excellent clarification. Both still sound crazy!

Amen.

I think that's a Christian Science Reading Room. I'm not sure what's different between them, but one might be a little less crazy than the other?

I was thinking the same thing. I've done my fair amount of work within brands...and this is pretty standard. Protect your identity at all costs.

Probably air, in the sense of being on television.

This is really the best comment I've seen in a while.

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

I've never looked at it that way, mostly because beer is more enjoyable to me...but I think this strategy could work.

Even better if your team's playing in the game.

I like your style.

You can drink what you like! I prefer Smuttynose IPA, since that's the first one I ever had in the shower. But the choice is yours. Now go forth and drink.

I doubt it'll happen. Until then, keep fighting the good fight. And enjoy your shower beers.

Has she actually tried it? Because until they do, they'll never understand.

"A toilet beer isn't as satisfying as a shower beer, but it's still a decent one-man party."