I was just thinking yesterday, the only thing I want in a KotH follow-up is confirmation that Mrs. Wakefield did eventually die in the Hill’s house.

There’s a comic somewhere out there that features Chris Griffin and Bart Simpson in couples councelling, dealing with their super dysfunctional upbringing. The end of the comic reveals Bobby as their counsellor, reflecting how lucky he was. It’s remarkably effective, and what I always come back to when I think about…

I’m obsessed with an idea of a reboot catching up with the Hills twenty years later. I know, funky timeline but whatevs. The problem is the loss of both Britney Murphy and Tom Petty, but you can gently explain they took over duties on the Platter Ranch in Montana.

Will there be any boys in this show, and will they be right or otherwise?

“It shocked me. It hurt me. I did seek help. I went to a priest…I am not racist. This was nearly 40 years ago.”

Yeah targeted Violence against the Irish in Belfast 40 years ago? What an absurd thought!

Make the character a girl: Betty Veer.

If this is anyone but Steve Allen you’re stealing my bit!

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple movie goers. These are people of the land. The common clay of America. You know… morons

The easiest explanation would be that Mozart and Hendrix fucking hate doing that podcast (making it part of their torture) but it still turns out to be entertaining. It’s like Dough Boys.

#AnEmmyForDarcy

His cameo in Teen Titans go to the movies was probably the best one. And I say that as a huge Marvel fan.

Red Dawn was a documentary filmed in real time.

Australians are natural comfortable around giant dangerous creatures 

Hi Spoiler. I did that account, and later the Skrull Stan version. Sadly those accounts didn’t survive the Kinjapocalypse. But I think it would only be appropriate for Skrull Stan to make one last appearance to make The Smilin’ One’s passing from this reality. So here goes:

WHO WANTS COLD, UNMELTED CHEESE ON THEIR BURGER?

Treehouse of Horror didn’t start until the second season of The Simpsons, and that’s why this is not their 30th. Their 666th episode is next season.

She is much too proper and polite to refer to any James as “Jim,” even if he insists.

A Rhythm Method actress, apparently. Ba hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha i’m out.