Make the character a girl: Betty Veer.

If this is anyone but Steve Allen you’re stealing my bit!

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple movie goers. These are people of the land. The common clay of America. You know… morons

The easiest explanation would be that Mozart and Hendrix fucking hate doing that podcast (making it part of their torture) but it still turns out to be entertaining. It’s like Dough Boys.

#AnEmmyForDarcy

His cameo in Teen Titans go to the movies was probably the best one. And I say that as a huge Marvel fan.

Red Dawn was a documentary filmed in real time.

Australians are natural comfortable around giant dangerous creatures 

Hi Spoiler. I did that account, and later the Skrull Stan version. Sadly those accounts didn’t survive the Kinjapocalypse. But I think it would only be appropriate for Skrull Stan to make one last appearance to make The Smilin’ One’s passing from this reality. So here goes:

WHO WANTS COLD, UNMELTED CHEESE ON THEIR BURGER?

Treehouse of Horror didn’t start until the second season of The Simpsons, and that’s why this is not their 30th. Their 666th episode is next season.

Did anyone else notice that, before he filled it with chili and peeps, Chidi’s shopping cart had several cartons of almond milk in it? Clearly he doesn’t care anymore about the environmental consequences of his actions.

She is much too proper and polite to refer to any James as “Jim,” even if he insists.

My favorite part of the Jetsons one is when they say what far future year they're from, Harvey looks at his calendar and the date is later than that.

Still make me laugh every time I hear Zan the Wonder Twin admitting under oath that he was Wonder Woman’s bath water.

I still love the one with Fred Flinstone as Tony Soprano. “You’re dead to me, can opener!”

“But hey, WONDER WOMAN, with its “Hey, WW1 was caused by a cartoon version of a greek god” plot was a huge hit, so maybe I’m the only one who cares at this point.”

I don’t know if it was deliberate or not, but I loved that Janet was getting their “beer” from a tap clearly marked cider.

A Rhythm Method actress, apparently. Ba hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha i’m out.