If there's one thing I crave with my fried chicken and champagne, it's someone discussing the racial undertones of my choice of foods and how that reflects my current socioeconomic status as a single, Latino, upper-lower class member of the proletariat.

My reply:

"I get not liking the chicken, particularly as it's meant to be the star of the show, but the pretentious anti-racism? Come on. That's just over-compensating. As a person of color, I don't view every chicken shack, bourgeois or not, as an affront to racial relations in America.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

26+6=+1

eleven billionty.

The authorities really need to get that old, fat, shitty, lazy, probably half-senile bear back where he belongs, the Sunday NFL Countdown desk.

[Samer catches train to Washington DC]

You think that's bad? They built Ford Field in DETROIT.

I can see why Claiborne is upset about the lack of support. He's totally used to people getting behind him.

The whole thing is ursinine.

sounds like he missed the car wide left

Oh definitely. It's not just his football abilities- which are extraordinary- but the guy genuinely has a colossal heart for children. Hell, he blew off a visit to the White House and a meeting with Obama, and then he willingly went to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and leaped into a vat of slime. For the kids.

I think you forgot about the revelation that he beat another child in the car, showing that this wasn't an isolated incident.

I call Matt Mauck, who threw me my first preseason touchdown of my career 10 years ago and is now my dentist

Couldn't it be possible that this is a longtime couple or something? I was with my previous girlfriend for 3 years, and I would have reacted in a similar way just because after having the same person touch your dick for so long it gets to a point where being groped over the pants is akin to being touched on the arm. I…

I've seen these two at a Braves game, too. They watch every pitch. He kisses her on the strikes, she kisses him on the balls.

I think Lap 186 was the best one.

They have already made a version of this goal featuring Mario (the plumber, not the Liverpool striker):

http://trivela.uol.com.br/o-tombo-joel-g…

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

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