It would be 61 years before the Giants would again try to sign a quarterback who had already been drafted.

I'd rather be drafted by The Navy, too.

I hear they're still sending out letters for the QB position.

Cuomo: My opponent is a Dolphins fan!

Whoa, how small do the rest of us look from up there on your high horse, dude?

He hit him on the legs and butt but as a supple branch is want to do it bent and hit him in the sack (according to AP) the report said the kid had bruising on the sack but not that AP necessarily tried to hit him in the sack. Dosnt make the beating better but wouldn't want the man to falsely be accused of being a ball…

So, Adrian Peterson isn't all that sorry that he hit his son with a switch, but he is sorry that he hurt his son while hitting him with a switch. Makes sense.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

I also understand after meeting with a psychologist that there are other alternative ways of disciplining a child that may be more appropriate. Next time my son's going to have to sit and answer some personal fucking questions for like a whole hour.

Wha...what's this, King?

+1 Jehovah

I'm just picturing two cops driving down the road, jugs of wine in hand, drunk off their asses.

LS SWAP YO

Five CATs and nothing but zeros? Story of my life.

+infinite bread sticks

And they would have gotten away with it too if hadn't been for those meddlesome sommeliers!

I never knew that the terrorists had such advanced views on women's issues.

Wilpon: Christ, this is a mess. Leah says she has witnesses to YOU being a party to this? I'm stunned. How could you let that happen?

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.