Samer, did you even read the goddamn post? His original message about going to every attorney in town was posted to another subreddit AS HE CLEARLY STATES IN THE FIRST SENTENCE TO R/LEGALADVICE. Jesus Christ you are a dumbass,

You could ask Jameis anything you wanted, but at no point was "no" going to be an acceptable answer.

They're still ending up where they started. Nobody is going anywhere except that one guy who is going to the grave after he was turned into a human Cheezit.

yeah, I don't believe that at all.

He's being a spiteful prick to a purportedly bitch of a mother. The collateral damage to the kid is necessary to punish the bitch. Justified in my book.

Don't spite kids. They do not get to choose whether they will behave like children; they are children.

Except this kid wasn't screaming because he wanted to go home, he was screaming because he wanted a pie. While I don't agree with a grown adult being childish enough to buy all of the pies so the kid couldn't have one (if the story is even true), I certainly don't agree with letting a child scream his head off over a…

you're right, i should just engage in aggressive arguments on the internet, where I trace burner account holders to their homes and have screaming matches on their porches.

I don't see what's so hard about taking a crying kid outside or taking the kid home. If a kid is melting down, take him or her home. It's usually that simple. Of course there are times when you can't, but most of the time it's just someone who wants to go out and do stuff but don't have a babysitter. Sorry, but…

My dad wouldn't have beaten the shit out of me, but he would have grabbed me, hit me on the backside, put me in the car and driven home. My dad understood that people don't want to hear kids screaming in a public place and that sometimes parenting means you can't go out to places you want to go because your child…

My dad would've beat the shit out of me, in the Burger King. The new laissez-faire parenting style is raising Braydens. Point finger at yourself.

Hunter Pence is really a gatherer.

The Funny Comment store called... They're having a sale, you should get down there ASAP.

Sure the sheep ran fast, but he saw those wheels turning, spinning, looming.

The problem with gingers is if you extend them too far, they snap.

Nike doesn't pay coaches. They pay the schools. Big difference.

Except Nike pays Florida State, not Jimbo. And they definitely don't pay his 9 year old kid. I second the earlier post—this email guy can choke on a bowl of cocks.

Dear Director of Sports Marketing,

Detroit: America's Mogadishu

Where did Detroit "get them back?" Did they all of a sudden become something other than an apocalyptic wasteland full of homeless people, violent crime, squatters, abject horror, and poverty?