Yessss. Fuck anyone who can't say "thank you" when you hold the door. I immediately want to slam that fucker into their heels/ass and just give the old "oops" or maybe hit them in the back of the head with an orange.

That's "who cannot make her own decisions" you moron.

Well I guess you should be prepared when one of us charges the mound. Damn right I'm using a card to pay for this Big Gulp.

Breaking news: it's the Bread and Circus and as a nation we're headed toward Thunderdome.

That Rosetta Stone "Hood Speak" is really paying off. 'Bruh', 'bout', and 'females' in the same post. Good for you man. Good for you!!

You seem to be exhibiting violent hatred toward a large swath of people that you have categorized together based on your own preconceived notions.

No matter how many times he's been questioned, Meander refuses to give it to them straight.

"Hey, it's not like he stood around while his posse stabbed a guy to death, then hid evidence or anything. If he'd done that, we'd have fined him."

Keep your thought police locked up. He said one dumb comment that he probably believed was common-thought within his sport and has no power to make a reality and you want him to lose his career. Fuck you.

kluwe will settle down once warlords of draenor is released

I think I've been desensitized clickbait, as I instantly translated "died on 9/11" to ~3000, and didn't make the connection until it was pointed out

I've never seen anyone who needed a good ol' fashioned face-punch so bad.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

He got into the habit because Eli wasn't allowed in the pool without a helmet and Archie didn't want to have to explain why.

Peyton: Ok, the call is 342 X-wing Y-curl beta. Break!

Don't even think that donation gives you a piece of the team though, you indian givers.

Stop putting words in people's mouths and stop shaming rape victims, you asshole.

oh get over yourself, dude. you're writing on a deadspin message board. next time at least read the headline correctly and you won't take such a beating on here.

Dear Ken Tarr,