It’s an Audi wagon owner, which is almost an Allroad owner. We should not be surprised when we witness illogical behavior from an almost Allroad owner.

Ah, Excellent way to open the article. A random disparaging comment about Allroads. Well done.

Yes, that would definitely be a suitable offering from them. I’d be a huge fan.

‘Ol Doug is world famous so he is probably buried with love mail from all of us Jalopnik readers. And hate mail from the British.

All credibility was immediately set ablaze.

I understand the pain. Maybe Subaru will grace us with another WRX hatch and she’ll reconsider.

It will be a just system.

Well now I want to know the story!

I know the Tc life. Had an ‘05 for 2 years. Not long, but definitely long enough. Best of luck getting into something else. Have any deafening rattles developed yet?

The slow pass is fairly infuriating. if you going to pass, PASS.

I feel stereotypes are accurate 20-80% of the time in each given application. There is also a 20-80% chance I am wrong about his.

Sage words.

Excellent composition Doug.

Burn heal needed.

That was over the line. Congrats on your separation.

Yeah. I drove a 2005 Scion Tc for 2 years. I got it for $1. I have no regrets. But I was happy when the tranny went out and I sold for $2k.

That Forester XT has so much potential though! Power and suspension choices abound.

Well done. That was a very Demuro-esque comment.

Correct.

Sick Foz you have there.