The Emeraude is a Mitsubishi, it’s based on the Galant.
The Emeraude is a Mitsubishi, it’s based on the Galant.
Yet the non S version demolishes competitively priced Tesla X on track. 0-60 isnt everything.
It’s on purpose. Look at the 0-60 time on every other S-level car and you’ll find that they are all about 4.5 seconds. RS is around 3.6 seconds. Gotta protect Porsche at the top end and the profit margins that go with it!
And imagine the smell of the sweat-roux she dumps out of it when she rolls it off. Yikes.
This comment made me unreasonably happy. Squick squick squick squick squick
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100%. A terrific gag on the last season of Broad City, with one of the characters doing a fab montage of being all kickass in a latex Matrix outfit with music playing, and then the music cuts out and it’s just rubbery squeaking as she walks around.
That’s what they sound like in regular clothes, too!
I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.
Haha, this was essentially my exact comment. I don’t own the land yet, but this would be perfect for that.
She was actually cute at one time. Totally fucked her face up.
SO much fun stuff, so many broken parts. Good luck with your pneumatic chainsaw, no matter how fucking cool it is on paper.
pro-tip, the loader end is pretty useless. Unless you’re just looking for an extra spot to store backpacks.
“Pneumatic chainsaw” is my new punk rock band name.
What’s the end game here? She lost the Fox gig and sooner or later this relationship is going to be over.
Even better, a hydraulic chainsaw!
Here’s a .pdf link (download only, sorry) about it and a convertible Eagle conversion called the Sundancer:
There’s a rare version of the Eagle wagon with huge fuel tanks and a VM Motori six cylinder turbodiesel. Has about 1500 miles of range. Only seven were made with two accounted for but it doesn’t seem like it’d be too hard to replicate. The whole car was built from a couple companies’ parts bins. Add light bars, roof…