Actually, FK has minions to spurn people on her behalf.

Side note: “fashion keys” are a known thing in the JDM market. Royal Clover keys being one of the more desired brands among Miata owners. Sadly, with the advent of chipped keys and anti-theft systems, these are only good for older models or cars running aftermarket computers.

Fancy Kristen spurns you.

Support thread for folks who found both Force Awakens and TLJ boring and realized you’ll never love Star Wars as much as you did as a child and that’s ok

It's not A&F they're copying, it's Patagonia, Kuhl and Arcteryx. Brands where people will happily pay outrageous sums for clothes that COULD take you anywhere, but are only ever going to a Whole Foods for most. 

This is so freaking cool. Only supercar in years I’ve gotten even remotely excited about. If you have any issue with an analog, mid-engined, NA V12 supercar with a stickshift, please turn in your Jalop card at the door and drive on home in whatever uninteresting crossover you came here in.

“runs out at what we call Ferrari revs, so around 9500 rpm.”

This is all I ever see anyway of every Bro Truck

I’m not saying it was an old person, but I’m all for re-testing drivers every couple years to prove competence and physical ability to drive.

Earlier this summer, I was behind an SUV that was having difficulty maintaining it’s lane- it actually rubbed against a curb at ~45 mph, and then almost hit another car going the…

Still think calling it the Thunderbird would’ve been cooler

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

If a show is only on the Motor Trend app, does it make a sound? 

*fuckboi 

I think I’ll pass on downloading these wallpapers, thanks. The lighting is weird and the car is a little too fuckboy. 

The whole rocket bunny trend needs to die in a fire.  Poor little NC... stuck with so many cliches.

Nothing beats this beautiful deathtrap:

Bugatti and railbuses,

Has to be the Mitsubishi F-2. I know they’re not doing too hot in the USA right now, but Mitsubishi ain’t a giant conglomerate for nothing:

Hyundai Sejong-class destroyer.*