For everyone’s sake I hope you’re wrong. I will be rooting for the next year and a half to see the headline “ Mitsuoka is flying me out for a weekend with Buddy!”

THIS. I’ve come up driving in Upstate NY’s “Snowbelt” from the geat lake effects, its miserably arctic winters and then driving through Colorado most every winter to ski at places that don’t suck, unlike NY. My best friend lives on seasonal access roads deep in state park land it always looks like a Finnish winter…

Litterally my internal monologue as my eyes graze over Jalopnik’s front page:

Yes. And then I have fun. #gsx

My Highschool friend’s first car- a White Dodge Omni (not the GLH) that had a chassis like an oxcart suspended by slinkies with brakes as firm as a rotten banana.

I had a dream about this exact car(+color) last night because it’s the exact car my friend repeatedly loaned me my first year in college in Denver. My dream brain still remembers how it felt to shift it (long, light and vague but never missed a gear-also no tach), how light it felt on its feet and how my entire life…

The magazine Sport Compact Car and it’s wonderful Authors/ Editors.

Sweet Tires/ pedals, breh. Are those Panaracers?

With the seats folded down that ‘97 Audi was cavernous, had practically the same cubes as the fast-rusting shitbox Caravan and less tippy around corners. Also generally less went wrong with it.

And designed by someone’s kid who plays Fortnite. ...not that it’s bad I like the purple

Yah esp in the sedans when one would poke her head between the front seats or worse put her paws on the center console/ armrest (crushing it) it’s just a wall of black fur like this is not safe at all...God forbid she saw a specific size and breed of dog and freak the fuck out n start barking with bunny hops people…

Had two 160lb Newfoundlands. Initially bought them a (shit) 06 Dodge Caravan but my boi Dante missed sticking his head out the window from when I could fit him in the back of a Camry (German shepherd size-7-10 months)

*tosses list of FB marketplace Gen 2.5 Monteros*

Your thoughts on the 2 door OR wagon...?

That’s fine! That is Just-fine. I purchased a Venza from a family member who swore it got great MPG’s...that pregnant fucking Camry tops out at 19.5

Dammit, man give us the MPG’s! I can handle it...

First I was like “how do u you not have an old Specialized or something, NYC must be filled with bike hipsters...” then I remembered oh yah its NYC- a decent Stupjumper is prob like $800

Hey I know that armco and rumblestrip and raggity fence and lush forest combo y’all got to let a jalop know when you’re in these parts. One hopes you’ve sampled the Glen Thundaaah corn whiskey and drank with Two Goats. Also welcome back

Umbrella Academy S1 was a waste of life.

I especially liked their Old Republic stuff. That with the Old Republic books penned by the planners of the clasic videogame of the same name AND the Mass Effect Series by John Jason Miller (Lost Tribe of the Sith, Knight Errant etc) and Drew Karpyshyn’s Darth Bane(Rule of Two) trilogy. Reading these great pieces of…