Plus VW is the one with the dedicated WRC team now...so there.

Hold the fuck up...there's no asshole wasting the first 5 minutes of the video with a mind numbing soliloquy on how his attraction to his mother is like the Ferrari or any duchey music over the exhaust note! Clearly this guy needs an editing lesson from American presenters.

Did someone say...Orgasmatron?

Sent this to a former national XC ski team member from Wisconsin. Her first reaction "...Duche."

I wish more women followed her lead if this is where extreme narcissism and an honest(ly fantastic) bid to attract fitness sponsors get you.

fucking ZINCA!!!

Aaagh the smell of that same color zinc oxide as a 9ish year old Denver skiier with matching jacket..this whole ad is giving me a n 80's/90's nosebleed a...

can someone work on a screensaver equivalent to the flying toaster?

...If only you could've added good day, sir! because I read this in Her Majesty's voice from first word. Or maybe a John Stewart equivalent, par the Hubert J. Farnsworth effect.

Whatever car you currently own after you sack up about winter driving...

Close enough!

Hey! They're destroying...Buffalo, New York? Dicks...why? Don't they have it bad enough?? It's like the bizzaro version of Hell freezing over.

GRAVITY SUCKED. Even in all three dimensions. It was about one IQ point smarter than your average Michael Bay film- and thats about the only level you can grade a film like that anyway. 2001? Hell fucking no. Apollo 13? Nooo not even close. Here's why people liked it- Visceral chaos porn that got damn boring after a…

"Who wants to travel from Syracuse all the way to Houston to watch the Orange take on Minnesota in the Texas Bowl? Not many people"

Reminds me why modern auto reviews of this car and most like it are completely crap. That guy seems to be doing just dandy whipping it around. That looks like a ton of fun-contrary to what a young matter-o-factly auto journo with a fancy degree would tell you. Similar arguments have been made by scca god Randy Pobst…

2nd'd to th GT4o motion. Looks good in any livery I've been lucky enuff to see one in.

It's always been been Katy...

In case anyone was curious about yet another way Tim Curry bore his voice into your psyche was by playing like half the villains on this show. Least Klang and Don karnage

I had ratchet & don carnage yo

All's you need is Sir Bruce Michaels and T Ray Tombstone to help us menfolk Learn yo' woman's snowflake.