It’s Tucson -- not Tuscon, you numb nuts.

Thankfully, Phoenix has plenty of options. In-N-Out, Fatburger, Whataburger, Five Guys, etc. He’ll be back in Heaven.

Well done, sir. He’ll also need a haircut. Unlike in China, the “Pete Rose” cut is kind of out of style in the States.

How many times has Big Daddy Trump broke it off in her old, wrinkly ass?

Senior staff writer that does not know how to make words possessive or write an entertaining or coherent column.

The GT2 RS is a much more attractive vehicle but the time achieved by the Porsche was later eclipsed by another Lambo -- the Aventador in July 2018.

I always accept an apology with, “Hey, you’re a cunt. You can’t help it!” And then move on.

Strange how this robocall shit became much worse after Pai’s de-regulation and dropping of net neutrality. He behaves like he is really trying to put a stop to this.

Fucking gross flatso. Keep your goddamn clothes on and dress in layers.

This guy’s poor wife. I’ll bet she never gets her pussy eaten. Not by him anyway...

I’m just sad we probably will not get to see Fiona’s tits anymore. On that note, why aren’t Veronica’s tits on display all the time like they used to be? She has an epic set of cans!

What a blow-hard clown. This dickwad should run for President.

I cannot believe Olivia Jade still has a live Twitter account. You’d think mother’s publicist would tell her to take that shit down. She is getting hammered in her @mentions.

Air Bud could be the 5th starter on that team and they will still steamroll to the O’Brien trophy. Who the hell needs chemistry when you have Curry and Durant — oh, and Kerr?

I didn’t see any beer.

You read the article yet decided to provide the same information in your post? Who is the fraud?

Patron is over-marketed and over-priced tequila. Try some Espolon or El Padrino. Those are fine tequilas that can be found at a decent price. Patron and Don Julio are ok but the others I mentioned have more flavor and won’t break your bank.

HAVE to tip? I think not. Tipping is a gratuity - not an obligation. If you bring my food 30 mins late because you dragged ass, no tip. If you bring my order where I have to go get it, no tip. Do what I asked and bring it to my door or guess what?

What about on cheese?

Khalil Mack makes everyone his bitch. Words cannot express how depressed I am, as a Raiders fan.