They both have the ugliest smiles on beautiful women I have ever seen. It looks like they are being forced to smile a gun-point.

Seems like it is just watered down. So, it’s strip club vodka.

I agree. It doesn’t matter what the rules are, the teams with the most money are always going to be more successful because they pay better engineers more than the shit teams could afford. While the 2nd and 3rd tier teams are abiding the rule book, the elite are finding loopholes and exceptions to the rules.

I agree. He had no problem bleeding Greg LeMond and his wife dry. Fuck Armstrong. He should be responsible for their losses, in court and from the Trek fallout.

People said that last year as well and look what happened. I can’t defend the play of the Pens’ defensemen but I think they just get bored sometimes and give up easy plays like the short-handed goal in game 5. Look at them on power plays. They kill that shit and at the best rate in the NHL.

Fuck the theater. If they were struggling, they wouldn’t be building 18 theater multi-floor mall-scapes. They’ll survive.

+2 Has motor in the back of his Honda.

I think he’d say choking up on the bat is what made Tony Gwynn such a fanstastic hitter.

No love for bartenders, huh? I don’t tip for ripping a top off a bottle but if I’m ordering cocktails that take more than a minute to make, I tip almost always. Unless he or she is a cunt.

I’m sure this is just ESPN encouraging this to draw views. Why else would anyone tune into their shit channel or load their shit website?

“That’s what the money is for!”

Fuck me, her version stinks.

You obviously don’t know anything about stock car racing.

The writer of this story is awful at story-telling. It’s all over the place and includes none of the good details. Please proof-read your shit, dude.

Service Now is such a shit ticketing system. It should fry in hell for all eternity.

I have answers to both questions. One, because your hog is not a foot long. Two, no one ever said he was or even wanted to be monogamous.

I remember Cary Elwes mentioned this when he was on the Joe Rogan Experience. He made it seem like the story was relayed to him by Andre. I think he said that Beckett had to take him to school because he had the only convertible in their village and Andre could not fit in regular vehicle cabins because he was so tall.

Their sriracha ketchup is even better than the standard. Whataburger rules!

Weird that it only stated what non-obese participants did. I wonder what they had obesers do? Maybe just stop eating entirely. Starvation is the key to longevity.

I continue to be amazed how popular that small line from an obscure show has gained so much traction. “New phone, who dis?” from You’re The Worst makes me so happy. I never knew so many enjoyed it.