People said that last year as well and look what happened. I can’t defend the play of the Pens’ defensemen but I think they just get bored sometimes and give up easy plays like the short-handed goal in game 5. Look at them on power plays. They kill that shit and at the best rate in the NHL.

Fuck the theater. If they were struggling, they wouldn’t be building 18 theater multi-floor mall-scapes. They’ll survive.

+2 Has motor in the back of his Honda.

I want to be Peter for Halloween.

I think he’d say choking up on the bat is what made Tony Gwynn such a fanstastic hitter.

No love for bartenders, huh? I don’t tip for ripping a top off a bottle but if I’m ordering cocktails that take more than a minute to make, I tip almost always. Unless he or she is a cunt.

I’m sure this is just ESPN encouraging this to draw views. Why else would anyone tune into their shit channel or load their shit website?

“That’s what the money is for!”

Fuck me, her version stinks.

You obviously don’t know anything about stock car racing.

The writer of this story is awful at story-telling. It’s all over the place and includes none of the good details. Please proof-read your shit, dude.

Maybe he wants us all to pay $130k for a piece of ass.

Service Now is such a shit ticketing system. It should fry in hell for all eternity.

I have answers to both questions. One, because your hog is not a foot long. Two, no one ever said he was or even wanted to be monogamous.

I remember Cary Elwes mentioned this when he was on the Joe Rogan Experience. He made it seem like the story was relayed to him by Andre. I think he said that Beckett had to take him to school because he had the only convertible in their village and Andre could not fit in regular vehicle cabins because he was so tall.

Their sriracha ketchup is even better than the standard. Whataburger rules!

Weird that it only stated what non-obese participants did. I wonder what they had obesers do? Maybe just stop eating entirely. Starvation is the key to longevity.

I continue to be amazed how popular that small line from an obscure show has gained so much traction. “New phone, who dis?” from You’re The Worst makes me so happy. I never knew so many enjoyed it.

I think Hobbo is very entertaining but maybe a more recently driver analysis would help. I sorely missed Steve Matchett. You can’t replace the commentary from someone who’s actually been in the pits of winning teams.

“Do pay attention, Weimer! I have no intentions of doing this again.”