you think thats shit scary look at this

Pretty sure that honor is reserved for Canada geese. Vile tempered shit machines... Owls stay away from people, they don't attack random kids walking through the park, and most of them don't poop. A vast improvement over geese.

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

This goes beyond “not being a nice person.” He assaulted a producer for the show for 30 seconds. No matter how much money you bring in, workplace violence tends to get people fired.

This is like:

I know you're a troll, but I am tickled at the idea that you derived your burner name from the last BCO Post on Kitchenette.

There should be a Gofundme where people are allowed to give you negatuve money (that is, take your money) when your endeavor is not a charity, nor a service, nor an investment.

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

I think it's the thought process of assholes. I replied to someone on another kitchenette post who didn't want min. wage to be raised, bc her uneducated brother would make the same pay that she does, as a person with a degree. It seemed to totally fucking escape her that she should be pissed at being underpaid,…

Also, because I'm still excited:

Maybe someday...I'll cross my fingers for you!

I think I'm equally secure in my cluelessness about wine and art, in that I know when I like something, I know when I don't like something, and I know my opinions are almost completely unrelated to what experts on either subject would consider "good."

Oh my god I just wrote a nearly verbatim comment. I would bang that skinny Nederlander like a screen door!

My favourite part of this whole thing is how happy so many of them were to laugh at themselves...

I'm not sure I like the name Charcoal Chicken either. That could connote that their chicken is burnt to a crisp...

I think that's part of the point - that the distinctions people place on art often have little to do with the artwork itself, and that people will jump at the chance to make themselves look daft by trying to look smart.

Can we please do a study about the correlation between people who post every detail of their engagement/wedding on facebook and people who get divorced? I suspect it is high.

My parents married in shorts and t-shirts at a courthouse in Las Vegas. I think my dad spent less than $1000 on my mom's wedding rings. They are now divorced.

Went and saw Hannibal here in Portland last week and he was damn good. He also mentioned this Cosby-fan phenomenon during his show here, saying that he still gets messages about it on his FB every single day, and most of 'em are bad.

For some reason I'm getting such a kick out of the lady complaining that the missy elliot lyrics contained vulgar words and then labeled links to the lyrics as "NSFW" ignoring the fact that she typed said apparently vulgar words including "shit", "cock" and "pussy" into her email.